Battle of the Bonds

Matthew August 14th, 2007

From causing the loss of sexual vitality to potentially triggering murderous rampages, steroids have gotten a bad reputation in recent years.

But why doesn't anyone ever talk about the upside of steroid use? Why does no one mention that, with proper diet and exercise, steroids could potentially help you achieve astounding athletic records that will forever hang under a veil of doubt and shame?

Well, one man isn't afraid to brave the frontiers of sports and blackmarket science (allegedly). That man's name is Barry Bonds and this week's bit goes out to him.

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