Turkeys at PETA

Erik Guzman November 20th, 2007

Thanksgiving is almost here…that glorious day of the year that we set aside for family, friends, and expressing our gratitude to God for his many blessings.

And the food! I'm salivating just thinking about the turkey with all the fixings.

Then there's my favorite part, the leftovers. Mom's turkey soup and the turkey sandwiches. What a wonderful opportunity to test the limits of our digestive systems and tolerance for all things turkey.

Unless, of course, PETA has anything to say about it. They're going after Butterball and pressuring prosecutors to file animal cruelty charges against the company. Can you believe it? Well, not in my America! I cry FOWL!

These jokers are ruining all my fun…first betting on dogfighting and now this. Where will it stop?

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