Jordo December 5th, 2007

Is that Chuck Norris stealing that persons mail?

Jordo December 5th, 2007

Boredom Fetish

(Yes its office safe. Gosh!)

greg from canada December 5th, 2007

I dont know. It looks more like the president of Iran to me

greg from canada December 5th, 2007

or maybe Bob Vila

Jordo December 5th, 2007

Norm Abram?

Jordo December 5th, 2007

And God said let there be Erik!

MikeMcK December 5th, 2007

Yeah, Erik's great. Just ask him and he'll tell you so.

Christov December 5th, 2007

I flexed off some time from the job, got home early, and am listening to the podcast before my wife gets home.

Talking about accents, how do you guys handle the shock of hearing your own voices on the, er, Internet? I've got a face made for radio, but a voice better suited to the Silent-Era – As a guy who started his life talking like a cross between Spiccoli and Sly Stallone in Rocky I, hearing myself speak like a Southerner with a metrosexual final syllable drawl, I may txt my next call-in.

But you guys were nice to me anyway – thanks for being the Internetaudio blue-veined teat supplying the sweet milk of affirmation.

Restraining Order Publications was pretty funny. A supposal? You guys missed the opportunity for some more porcelain-receptacle humor.

Jordo December 5th, 2007

It helps to know most people hate their appearance and their voice. It is a common psychosis. So I just realize that the biggest critic of myself is myself, um, and Erik.

Jordo December 5th, 2007

Erik is a hater.

greg from canada December 5th, 2007

Your right Mike. Erik is great. Good job on the show this week. Youve got more guts then me to call in Christov

Christov December 6th, 2007

It's only a psychosis if it's a break from reality, ja?

Mr. Rogers December 6th, 2007

Why hasn't anyone asked to interview me and Henrietta? We have quite a few stories to tell.

G-Rock December 6th, 2007

in regards to JK Rowling being a christian, check this out:

http://www.accio-quote.org/articles/2000/1000-vancouversun-wyman.htm

Harry, of course, is able to battle supernatural evil with supernatural forces of his own, and Rowling is quite clear that she doesn't personally believe in that kind of magic — "not at all." Is she a Christian?

"Yes, I am," she says. "Which seems to offend the religious right far worse than if I said I thought there was no God. Every time I've been asked if I believe in God, I've said yes, because I do, but no one ever really has gone any more deeply into it than that, and I have to say that does suit me, because if I talk too freely about that I think the intelligent reader, whether 10 or 60, will be able to guess what's coming in the books."

Erik December 6th, 2007

This too.

Jordo December 6th, 2007

JK Rowling doesn't sound like a Christian to me. She doesn't make me angry and want to throw things. That's a quintessential Christian trait, isn't it?

Christov December 9th, 2007

That's Chuck Norris canvassing for Huckabee

Jordo December 10th, 2007

I kinda like Huckabee. I mean sure he's Evangellical with a capital E, but he doesn't seem to be a freak with a capital freak.

Jordo December 10th, 2007

What does the rest of the world (yeah, like the rest of the world will read this) think?

Jordo December 10th, 2007

Hey, I just noticed something… The guy is not stealing the mail, he's obviously comming out of the house. You can see the door behind him. He's picking up the mail!

Daniel December 10th, 2007

Unless he just robbed the house!

greg from canada December 10th, 2007

I dont know. Maybe he got the wrong mail and is delivering it to the right house. We arent sure if the mail is going into his pocket or out of his pocket

Daniel December 10th, 2007

Maybe he is delivering a check worth a lot of money and kept it in his coat to keep it safe!

greg from canada December 10th, 2007

I still think it is a young Bob Vila though

Christov December 10th, 2007

The guy in the picture more closely resembles Mr. Monk sneaking out to get his mail, or maaaybe Lamont Sanford hoping to get the mail in before Aunt Whatsername shows up to give Fred a Bible lesson.

Really it's Chuck Norris I think is an ass. Went to high school with his kids – think belligerent white-trash on steroids with martial arts training. I'm guessing the excrement didn't fall far from the equine. As long as Huckabee's using Norris as a sort of spokesmonkey, the guy won't get my vote.

Those're a lot of aspersions to be casting in a second paragraph, so I won't even lowercase freak-out if Erik expunges it.

Heck, a lot of "E" words, too: Excrement, Equine, Expunge. Must be an E-Day in Mr. Christov's neighborhood…

Daniel December 11th, 2007

Wow Christov…you've got guts talking about Norris that way… You know Chuck Norris CAN believe its not butter….and he can slam a revolving door…

Jordo December 11th, 2007

Watch your language, Christov!

So what have we decided here. Chuck Norris is delivering an exploding check to his neighbor just after robbing there house of all their Equines, and Huckabee is a farting poop head?

Jordo December 11th, 2007

Burt Reynolds?

Christov December 11th, 2007

Daniel, I don't get your cinematographic allusions, and therefore cannot extrapolate your implied meaning. Bummer. But it's not your fault.

Heh, heh, you said, "poop."

Daniel December 11th, 2007

Sorry Christov I assumed everyone heard chuck norris jokes (thats what I get for assuming). Check out http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com and you'll see, there is a whole goofy site dedicated to silly joke about chuck.

Christov December 11th, 2007

That one about a Royal Flush reminds me of the Latin American joke about 'shaking hands with the governor' which refers to flushing the toilet or engaging in an activity officially disapproved by Mormons.

I followed a link from the Dwight Schrute-like FACT site to chucknorris.com. Man, that's even goofier.