George McFly August 6th, 2008

Wild Erik, you make the best cornbread in the land. I sure miss them tasty thangs.

Chemical Erik August 6th, 2008

"My theory is that if you look confident you can pull off anything – even if you have no clue what you're doing."
– Jessica Alba

This was on my igoogle home page and I had to share.

I like wild honey on my wild cornbread.

Hurk August 6th, 2008

Just don't put ranch dressing on that cornbread.

George McFly August 6th, 2008

Hello Chem Erik and Hurk,

I would appreciate any input you two may have on this. Recently I won a free month's supply of Frosted Flakes, and I have been eating them for breakfast, lunch and dinner every day. I noticed I now have a long strand of hair coming out of my left nostril. Could there be a possible link to my extra long nostril hair and the consumption of too much Frosted Flakes?

Please guys, I need help fast. I can't pick my nose anymore without getting that darn hair wrapped around my finger.

Love always,
Uncle Georgie

Hurk August 6th, 2008

What kind of milk have you been using with your frosted flakes? It is possible that consumption of whole milk has contributed to your massive nose hair and frustrated nose gold mining attempts. If you get this problem worked out, make sure you find a special someone to share your nose gold with. After all, in the words of a wise and great American, "What good is mining nose gold if I can't share it with the townspeople?"

greg from canada August 7th, 2008

I'm sure if you start using ranch dressing it will put a stop to that hair problem

George McFly August 7th, 2008

"I'm sure if you start using ranch dressing it will put a stop to that hair problem"

I was told that ranch dressing was used for medicinal purposes by the Wawi-Wawi tribe in southern Liberia during the 1800's. I am willing to try anything that worked for the Wawi-Wawi's.

(I am also looking for an excuse to walk around my house in undies, but Lorraine objects to that all the time.)

George McFly August 7th, 2008

On my igoogle, I just got this wise quote:

"If you eat too many Doritos, eventually your fingers start to smell bad."
-Michael W. Smith

Chemical Erik August 7th, 2008

I think you must be using milk with HHGH (Human Hair Growth Hormone). I had to start having organic mild with my Oreos for breakfast due to a long hair myself. I don't want to say anymore about that.

George McFly August 7th, 2008

Well slap my butt and call me silly! You are one bad boy Chem Erik!

I am in the mood for some Ramen Noodles.

George McFly August 7th, 2008

Erik (producer), any word on the "nip". Don't hear much talk about that anymore east of the Mississippi.

Erik August 7th, 2008

All I know is that there's nothing like a little McFly in the blog to get the comment count up. God bless the Hell out of you! But if I see that Mr. Rogers around here, I'm gonna kick his butt all the way back to the Neighborhood of Make-Believe.

George McFly August 7th, 2008

Wild Erik,

In the wise words of Rod Stewart, "Have I told you lately how I love you?"

Geoduck Joe August 7th, 2008

Cynicism ping here.

I'm always happy to hear Erik is out there, since it makes me feel a bit less like an ass – or lone ass. I had a very similar problem with the last SBE show. As soon as Mrs. Kent introduced her story and it rounded into this perfect closing sentence of living "A new kind of normal," I thought, "Man, that wasn't a coincidence. That was canned."
Not to take anything away from her story or her suffering – since most saints get their stories from theirs suffering – but I started to wonder if there was a bit of exploitation going on. Although her story was important, it was so much less interesting to me than how her son, daughter-in-law and other people were affected.
Hate to say this, but I eventually got tired of the polish and switched off before the show finished.
So, yes, Erik – you are a horrible person. But you're not alone.
Oh, I'm a Bleu Cheese or Oriental salad dressing man myself.

shelly August 10th, 2008

Salad dressing? I don't need no stinkin' salad dressing, bisques!

Nekkid salad ftw.

George McFly August 10th, 2008

McFly update:

Today I was at a protest and the cops came and hosed us down. I kind of liked it. (To be honest, I just went to the protest because I knew they would hose us down.)

Still trying to save that damn Clock Tower. We had a rally here in town.

Tomorrow I will be sending Wild Erik, Chem Erik, and Hurk a slice of American Cheese in the mail. Be on the lookout fellas.