Does Love or Controversy Win?
Susan Isaacs March 28th, 2011
In case you've been living under an ecclesial rock, last month Rob Bell released a video promoting his upcoming book, Love Wins. He asks, "Do you know if Gandhi is in Hell? Are you sure?"
From there, neo-Calvinist John Piper tweeted, "Farewell Rob Bell." The twitterverse lit up like napalm, flaming Bell as a universalist heretic, or Piper as an exclusionary thug. I spied on some of the twitter discussion and observed a slick chick in Las Vegas belittling a scrapbooking, homeschooling mom. Over a book neither had read because it hadn't even come out yet.
Christians feeding each other to the lions. Yay Hooray.
Love Wins debuted at #2 on the New York Times best-seller list. I haven't read it, so I can't comment on it. (Read Scot McKnight's blog for a balanced discussion.)
But I have made one decision: when my next book is about to release, I'm going to put on a black turtleneck, groovy glasses and ask Piper point-blank: "Is Moses in heaven? Do you know for sure?" Maybe I'll ask Rob Bell if he's bulimic. If I can just get one of them to flame me out on twitter, my book will sell millions.
I shouldn't be surprised at all this infighting. It goes on in political circles with Democrats and Republicans, in social circles with pro-choice vs pro-life. Plastic or Paper. It's been going in religious circles throughout biblical history. "I am of Paul" or "I am of Apollo." The Pharisees or the Sadducees or the Zealots. Cake or Death? Cake please.
Let's take a look at those camps again: Before Jesus arrived, the Jews were arguing over what it would take to be released from Roman oppression. The Pharisees believed that Messiah hadn't come because the Jews had forsaken the law. If only Israel would obey the law, Messiah would come. And the longer Messiah tarried, the more they got their panties in a wad over every jot and tiddle of the Law. Kinda like Piper? The Sadducees, on the other hand, said, "Forget the promises. Time to get along with the Romans and pagans and get on with life on earth." Kinda like the Emergents? The Essenes retreated from life altogether. Kinda like the followers of Hale Bop.
Now if you're a Piper follower you bristle at the idea of being likened to a Pharisee. And if you're an Emergent you recoil at the thought of being a relativist or a cynic. I don't mean to decry either side, I'm trying to find some humor here; and I'm trying to understand how people on the same team have been excoriating each other. So for sake of argument, let's make Piper the Pharisee and the Emergents the Sadducees. Sure we dislike the Pharisees in the Gospels, because Jesus (rightly) opposed them. But let's not forget, they started off with a worthy reason: they believed God would make good on his promises. They loved the Law. But that love turned into idolatry. They missed the forest for the trees. They also became proud in their own ability to keep that law.
On the other hand, the Sadducees had given up on God's promises. There was no resurrection from the dead. Let's just get on with living, here in the real world. Actually this sounds more like secular humanism than emergent.
The Emergents have been accused of neglecting orthodox theology, becoming relativists, and in the extreme, universalist heretics. (Ironic, Bell doesn't consider himself emergent and isn't ruffled by the moniker of "heretic," since the word heretic means "one who chooses.") I appreciate Bell's desire to rehabilitate God's image from evil tyrant waiting to catch anyone in a misdeed, to the loving Hound of Heaven who will do anything to get people to come with him. We shouldn't play fast and loose with theology; but we also shouldn't be ecstatic over sending people to hell. And anyway, if you're going to claim that you must accept Christ as Lord before you draw your last breath on earth, then the same rule that sends Gandhi to hell will dispatch Abraham, Moses, David and all the prophets to the same eternal torment.
Actually we should all eat a slice of humble pie. After all, it's Lent: a time for reflection and repentance. Now is the time to take personal inventory, and where we are wrong promptly admit it. If you were alive during Jesus' time, which camp would you fall into? Pharisee? Sadducee?Essene? Zealot? Jesus didn't side with any of them. He was off with the
whores and drunks, changing their lives. Why? The whores and drunks knew they were up a creek without a paddle; they wanted to hear some good news.
The elitist camps didn't listen to the Good News; they thought they'd figured it out.
Susan Isaacs is a writer, actor, and comedienne with TV and film credits including Planes Trains & Automobiles, Scrooged, Seinfeld, The Drew Carey Show, My Name Is Earl and more. She is an alumnus of The Groundlings Sunday Company and the author of Angry Conversations With God: A Snarky But Authentic Spiritual Memoir.
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