Steve Brown Etc. Raptured!

Erik Guzman May 23rd, 2011

By now you've probably heard the erroneous reports that Jesus didn't return and the rapture didn't happen this weekend. Don't believe them!

The fact is, so few Christians were taken that nobody really noticed. However, make no mistake, the end is here!

While Harold Camping and millions of other "believers" didn't make the cut, we did! The crew at Steve Brown Etc. was caught up into the air while on the air, and the entire event was recorded. Check it out.

By the way, heaven is awesome! Jesus let me keep my iPhone so I could post this evidence of his second coming. I would have posted earlier, but AT&T's coverage is a little spotty up here… Wait a minute. AT&T? This isn't heaven!!!

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