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Christmas Spirit

Steve Brown December 20th, 2007

I’m a Scrooge at Christmas…but this year I think I have the Christmas spirit. Or, at any rate, it felt like it.

Last week I was channel surfing and came across Monk. I don’t often watch that program because I’m more neurotic than Monk is and watching him makes me feel uncomfortable. But I paused because Monk had a gun pointing right at Santa Claus. Then…

…Monk shot Santa Claus!

Cool!

That’s when I got the Christmas spirit.

(Well, maybe it wasn’t that, but I did feel all “warm and fuzzy” inside. From what other people tell me, that is what the Christmas spirit feels like.)

In fact, I think I’m going to start an Orlando fan club for Monk.

I’m more religious than you are—I’m the most religious person you know—and, because I am, you may be preparing yourself for the normal stuff that religious people say about Christmas this time of year.

“The pagans have declared war on Christmas.”

“Jesus is the reason for the season.”

“In America at Christmas we celebrate celebration because we have turned from the real reason for Christmas.”

“The commercialization of Christmas is blasphemous.”

“Keep Christ in Christmas.”

No, I’m not bringing that stuff up.

I’m not showing for the war. I’m reasonably pleased when unbelievers enjoy themselves even if they don’t understand why. I certainly understand that merchants need to make a living. I know and you know that Jesus is the reason for the season, but I don’t have to force everybody else into knowing it.

And what in the world do we mean by “keeping Christ in Christmas”?

(Erik says that instead of “keeping Christ in Christmas,” he thinks we should let him out.)

Keep Jesus in Christmas? What? Jesus is Lord and you can’t keep him out of anything where he wants to participate. He goes where he wants, does what he wants and says what he wants.

That’s what kings do!

Steve, you’re bad. I’m not even sure you’re saved!

I’m not as bad as I sound. Christmas Eve is my favorite time of the year. It’s too late to get the present or send the card. There is a quiet joy when I think about how eternity intersected our time and space…and how even an old scrooge is accepted, forgiven and loved.

That’s even better than Monk shooting Santa Claus.

If you’re not a believer, you have a Merry Christmas anyway.

If you are a believer, have a Merry Christmas because you’re his.

If you’re in doubt, have a Merry Christmas and pretend it’s true.

It is and someday you’ll know.

And for all of you, thanks for hanging out with us on this site.

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7 Responses to “Christmas Spirit”

Sandra Jeffers December 20th, 2007

Right on! My best laugh of the day and brought my mind back to what Christmas is about.

Charles December 20th, 2007

Thanks for the site for us to come hang out….and Merry Christmas to you too.

Pierre Duelz December 21st, 2007

Hey you shoppers! It's that time of year.

Sing along, you know the tune…

"Tis the season to be weary, falalalala lala lala"
"Spend your savings, Max your cards out, falala lalala lalala"
"Play the big shot, Though you are not, falala lalala lalala"
"You'll be sorry in the New Year, falalalala lala lala"

It certainly appears that gift giving has become a self-serving activity to make the giver
feel worthy. We've been programmed that that's what any decent American has to do to be normal and acceptable. Buy big, buy a lot.

This will be the third year that my wife and I don't exchange presents anymore at Christmas.
Finally, after a decade of talking about it, our extended family has finally drawn names to buy a present for just one other person. Whewww… Progress and about a $500 savings!
For years I've been active at browbeating retailers about leaving Christmas out of the 'holidays'.
Then this year I've finally realized that they are right and I was wrong.
These holidays hold nothing of spiritual value anymore and haven't for decades. So why take the Lord's
Name in vain by demanding that it be associated with this materialistic orgie. I'm sure it makes Him sick!
Lets rename it "Crisis-mas". It's perfect. It describes the flavor of the season and it leaves Christ out of it !
And while we're at it, "HO HO HO" needs to change to the more appropriate "HA HA HA" sneer of creditors.
I think I'm on a roll. This may snowball into something big! Ideas are coming in a flurry…
Brainstorming, or am I just a flake!

Have fun and do enjoy your loved ones and love those who Cross your path.

Happy sane holidays.

Pierre

Daniel December 21st, 2007

Thanks for the Truth and the way you present it Steve (and Crew), you guys are truly blessings…like you say all the time Steve

"We rise up and call you blessed"…:)

But we all rise up and call HIM king!

Paul K December 22nd, 2007

You know what may be even more blasphemous? I love the whole wiry mess. The presents, lights, the irrelevant and even corny gifts, the shuffling masses, bleary faces, eager kids…and adults, and even those bell ringers. You know something else? I am not just excited about giving the gifts, I even like receiving them! God forbid I actually look forward to receiving them. I like it all. (I even like my kids who barely get IT, and often bicker like agitated vermin) Not because it is all good, but because there is such a mix of all the best and worst humanity can provide. You see nobility, greed, hope, fear, joy, sorrow, expectation, dread, arrogance, humility, peace, and pressure. And through it all an unbelievable display of human neediness and heart-hunger. It is a deep reminder to me of the wonder of the Christ-gift. A constant example of our deep need. I am never more aware of our intense need for grace (my intense need for grace) and the wonder that it was to these masses, these conflicted and afflicted masses, that He came to dwell. Ah, grace on grace! He came, not to the polished perfection of the palace, He came to live in the stinking barnyard of our hearts. Holy crap, I love this Guy. I hope you all have a Merry Christmas. I love ya Steve. Keep on trucking my brother.

S. Herron December 25th, 2007

Way to go guys…another great point…let Jesus out! Makes sense! By the way from the podcast with Jeffery Overstreet and Rick McKinley…if you take steroids you are enhancing yourself beyond normal capacity but if you wear glasses or contacts all you are doing is making yourself "normal". In the case of corrective eyeware you are fighting the results of the fall but in the case of steriods you are creating an unfair advantage…just a thought! Merry Christmas.

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