Church 'R' Us (Part 2)
Steve Brown October 29th, 2007
When we last talked, I told you about the strange concurrence of some experiences and the Holy Spirit…maybe. I promised to tell you what I said in the "Women in Ministry" gathering at the seminary where I teach. But before I tell you that, I want to tell you something else.
The next morning in the office, I told Erik Guzman–our audio/video/Internet/talk show/blog guy–what happened the previous night. I thought Erik would think I was out of my mind. He listened and–can you believe this?–said, "You, too?!"
Erik went on to say that he had been thinking the same things I had said to the group at the seminary. He told me that, while driving to work, he was saying to God, "God, I want to hang out with the cool kids." Then he said that God started defining the "cool kids" in a way that made him (and me) a bit uncomfortable.
Erik then told me about a book he was reading, The Holy Longing by Ronald Rolheiser. I haven't read it, but Erik said Rolheiser said that, "…to be connected to the church is to be associated with scoundrels, warmongers, fakes, child-molesters, murderers, adulterers, and hypocrites of every description. It also, at the same time, identifies you with saints and the finest persons of heroic soul within every time, country, race, and gender…because the church always looks exactly as it looked at the original crucifixion, God hung among thieves."
Okay, now let me tell you what I said at the seminary the other night. You will remember that I was unprepared. I started by saying, "I love the church. No, I mean I really love the church and I don't have the faintest idea why." Then I said, "Maybe it's because she's His bride. She's an ugly bride; but she is, after all, His bride. And I can't help it, but I love her."
That was okay and defensible from my theological purity. It was what followed that surprised me. Let me summarize the essence of what I remember saying.
I love Rick McKinley, Gabe Lyons, Shane Claiborne and Tony Campolo…but I love Jerry Falwell and Pat Robertson too. They "R" us. That's the church and I love the church. I don't know why. I just do.
I think that John Piper's Christian hedonism can become a new kind of legalism if we aren't careful and John McArthur sometimes drives me nuts, but I love both of them because they "R" us and they are the church.
I love Joel Osteen who I wish would stop smiling and whose teaching sometimes is "Christian lite" and I love Michael Horton, who can come off as being self-righteous at times (and I'm even more self-righteous than he is in saying that!). Horton is the professor from Westminster who was so dismissive of Osteen on 60 Minutes as a fruitcake. They "R" us and they are the church.
That's the church I love. That's family.
That evening I talked about loving Augustine "but not for the reasons you think." I've often told the story of the incident that happened after Augustine's conversion when he met his former mistress in the streets of the town where he resided. She ran up to him and he ran from her. She shouted, "Augustine, Augustine, it is I."
He shouted back over his shoulder, "Yes, but it is not I."
Cool…or at any rate, it was until I heard the rest of the story, to wit, Augustine's mistress wasn't asking for sex; she was asking for food and acknowledgment of the son who Augustine had fathered. When Augustine gave us his famous Confessions, he mentioned stealing apples when he wasn't hungry…but he never mentioned his son.
What's with that?
But I love Augustine, what he wrote and the impact he had. I can't help it. Augustine "R" us. That's the bride of Christ. It's our family.
And then there is Ted Haggard. (You'll remember that he was the president of the National Association of Evangelicals when he was accused of…um…an inappropriate relationship with another man and doing pharmaceuticals that weren't prescribed.) And then there are Jim and Jim (Bakker and Swaggart), David (combining murder with adultery), Abraham (who lied about his wife so the Pharaoh could sleep with her), Esther (who seduced the king) and Peter (who was a hypocrite).
They "R" us. That's the church for which Christ died. They're family.
I love the believers who call themselves the "Third Way" who are really liberals pretending to be something else…and the Christian Right who are sometimes hysterical about gays and do that sometimes, I suspect, to raise funds. I love Jim Wallis, Mel White, the Pentecostals and the Roman Catholics. I love contemporary worship done by people who like the noise and the show more than the worship and the traditionalists who, in their desire to be proper and right, forget about the God who calls us to the dance.
They "R" us. They're family.
I love all the new efforts to show compassion to those in great need in Africa and to reach out in the AIDS crisis there as well as the "old" missionaries who were there before those who have developed a concern were even born. I like the vision of Christians for the world…and those who always had that vision and a long time ago were building hospitals and schools before it was "cool." I love Bruce Wilkinson and all he has done for the kingdom and his vision for Africa…until it blew up in his face and he said that he was "done with Swaziland, done with Africa and done with Dream for Africa." I love the church and the missionaries who stayed and the ones who just couldn't do it anymore.
They "R" us. It's the church and, God help me, I love the church.
I love a bunch of gays and a bunch of people who are very uncomfortable with gays. I love liberals who don't like conservatives like me who think the liberals are crazy. I love Ann Lamott who cusses like a sailor and Beth Moore who doesn't know how to cuss. I love…
…well, you get the idea. It went on and on.
Does all I've written above and said at that meeting mean that we shouldn't have convictions? Are you kidding? I have convictions about the color of the church pews and the absolute authority of Scripture…and everything in between. Does it mean that we shouldn't speak truth to power, correct when it is needed and even have discipline? Of course not.
It just means that this thing is a lot bigger than I thought it was–a whole lot bigger–and as Wesley said, "Everybody who belongs to Jesus belongs to everybody who belongs to Jesus."
I don't know why I love the church in all its forms. Maybe it's because He does.
And maybe it's because He loves me and I'm more screwed up than anybody I've written about here.
And you're not that hot yourself.
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