I'm Conservative…Really!
Steve Brown June 25th, 2007
A friend of mine who is an academic wrote to me the other day, saying that she had been listening to our talk show and it was obvious that I had far more liberals on the air than I did conservatives.
Said that she suspected I was a "closet liberal."
You would be surprised at how often someone will say something like that to me. Jay Bakker told me the same thing after reading A Scandalous Freedom. Despite my denials, he insisted that I was a liberal and wouldn't even listen to my efforts to disabuse him of his inaccurate definition of me.
So let me set the record straight. I'm a conservative theologically, socially and politically. Do you know how I know?
I know because I don't care at all about hungry, sick or homeless people.
I know because I'm homophobic.
I know because I want to make the rich richer and the poor poorer.
I know because I'm xenophobic and irritated with Hispanics and African Americans.
I know because when the homeless ask me for money, I won't give it to them unless they speak in English…and not even then if they have an accent.
I know because I'm working for the establishment of an American theocracy with Pat Robertson as president.
I know because I think that anybody who believes in global warming is a communist.
I know because I like war…It helps the economy and gets minorities off our streets.
I know because…
I had better stop because I could fill pages and the more I write, the angrier I get.
If you're gay, do you like people thinking of you as effeminate and weak? If you're African American, how about someone telling you that you like to dance, play the trumpet and eat watermelon? If you're a Democrat, how do you feel when people think of you as insufferably arrogant, self-righteous and shallow? If you're Hispanic, how do you feel when you're characterized as uneducated? If you're a feminist, how do you like people thinking of you as an Amazon-bra burner? If you're poor, does it bother you when people say you're lazy? And if you're a liberal, how do you like it when people say that you think in clichés?
Okay. None of those stereotypes are true anymore than the ones so often used for conservatives in general and for me in particular.
So… let's talk.
Don't do that to me and I won't do that to you. Could be that we are just folks talking about some problems. Could be that we just have different solutions. Could be that you're just as confused and worried as I am. Could be that talking would show both of us that maybe neither of us need a transplant, to wit, liberals don't need a transplanted brain and conservatives don't need a transplanted heart.
Yeah, I'm conservative–really, really, conservative. I'm conservative politically, socially and theologically.
Just don't be so sure that you have me in a box.
Okay?
There I've said it.
I feel better.
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