Want My Vote? Get Real…
Steve Brown January 15th, 2008
I have a psychologist friend who wrote a book titled: Go Ahead and Kill Yourself and Save Your Family the Trouble. (It’s a book about family systems and how we destroy one another.)
I feel that way about the presidential campaign. I want to say, “Just do it and get it over with and save us all the trouble.”
Politics is sort of like smoking my pipe, to wit, they’re both addictions.
There is, of course, a major difference. Smoking my pipe keeps me from becoming a serial killer and politics turns me into one.
People are always asking me if I’ve picked a candidate yet. Just so you know, I haven’t…
…but I will.
I understand those people who say that they’re just not going to vote this time around. However, if you don’t vote, you have to shut up for the next four years. It will be hot in a cold place before I say nothing about politics for four years. I’m constitutionally incapable of remaining silent. I’m going to vote if not for any other reason than I want to be able to yell about what happens over the four years of whoever is president.
Okay, what about the candidates?!
Clinton? She reminds me of a third grade teacher I didn’t like.
Edwards? Rich malpractice lawyers scare me when they want to help.
Giuliani? His next wife (before he marries her) may live in the White House.
Huckabee? I remember Jimmy Carter…he was born again and a Baptist too.
Kucinich? You’ve got to be kidding. Only his mother likes him and she’s not sure.
McCain? Good heavens! He’s older than I am and I’m older than dirt.
Obama? Kind of like “Time Magazine”…I wish they would get some adults.
Paul? He says what he means…but, then, so did Hitler.
Romney? I wish he would get drunk and drop some food on his tie.
Thompson? Someone should wake him up because he really doesn’t care.
Man! It’s a hard decision. They’re all flawed!
Um…me too!
You too!
So we have flawed voters voting for flawed politicians. We’re all in trouble. But then, we always were and if it weren’t for the King nobody elected and nobody will depose, the situation would be hopeless.
I haven’t picked a candidate yet, but I think I’ll wait until one of them says he or she is screwed up. My pastor friend, Ray Cortese, when he was ordaining new elders for his church said, “These guys aren’t elders because they are better than you. Some of them are a lot worse. They are elders because they know they aren’t any better than you and/or worse.”
A little authenticity would solicit my vote.
Well…except for…
Never mind.
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