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Celebate

Matthew July 22nd, 2008

The good news: teens are having less pre-marital sex. The bad news: it's probably just because they're too busy taking stolen pain meds, illegally downloading music, and obsessively texting each other.

Or maybe they're having less sex because of a revolutionary new product called Celebate.

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University Update - T-Pain - Celebate July 24th, 2007

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Joshua August 8th, 2007

If they could only come up with a pill to stop all the textual intercourse.

Fran July 24th, 2008

I've heard this bit a couple of times, and I'm not generally easy to rile, but I hate this parody commercial. First, I think you mean "celibate" with an i. Second, it makes it sound like only girls are responsible here–like boys aren't expected to "be chaste" as you exhort the girls to be ("EVEN cheerleaders"). It sounds like something from the 50s.

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