Celebrity Spawn Rescue Mission

Matthew August 21st, 2007

So the latest tabloid headline is that Britney Spears, aside from her laundry list of confirmed bad choices, may be playing for the other team. All of this leaves us with a mind-numbingly improbable conclusion, that Kevin Federline is the parent who should be taking care of their offspring.

Sadly, the plight of these kids (the babies, not the celebrities) is not an isolated incident. But finally, someone is doing something about it.

PS: If these comedy bits were my kids, this week's bit is the one whose picture I would carry in my wallet. CSRM is the overachieving A-student to Unhappy Meals' phone-it-in-slacker: "Unhappy Meals, you're just one joke told eight different ways! Why can't you be funny like your sister?!"

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