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The House of Smite

Erik Guzman October 9th, 2007

Happy Halloween!Halloween is almost here. All the pagan kids are working on their costumes, decorating their houses, and dreaming of huge bags of candy.

Many Christians would urge them not to participate in the holiday, referencing its dark overtones and history. I say these children might as well enjoy themselves now, because they sure won't be having any fun when they're roasting in Hell for worshiping Satan.

If you're less calloused than I am, you may want to provide an alternative for the kids this Halloween, with the hope that they'll mend their wicked ways. Hell Houses, Judgment Houses, and Revelation Walks are a dime a dozen. This year, organize a neighborhood trip to the latest in fear-based evangelism, The House of Smite.

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13 Responses to “The House of Smite”

G-Rock October 9th, 2007

i love celebrating halloween… i guess i'm headed for hell then… well, if that's the case, i'm going all out this year… maybe dress as "the old white guy", pipe included…

Christov October 9th, 2007

That was one weird accent. Reminded me just a little of a poor relation of the accent used by Tom Hanks in The Ladykillers. Now that whispering female "Sssssmiiiiite… " was scary. This comedy bit provoked a couple of quiet chuckles, but it's one I'll listen to again.

Christov October 10th, 2007

Oh yeah, by "poor relation," I didn't mean the accent'd been poorly done. It was really good. I meant it was literally a poor relation to the Tom Hanks accent - that is, it lives in a neighborhood that's awaiting 'gentrification,' and knows all about how jumper cables work, and may think a seminary is to bulls what a dairy is to cows. It really is a funny bit, and the whispering female smiteress really lends it an air of creepiness.

Nanette October 10th, 2007

In response to The House of Smite…. Halloween is harmless. The little kids do not worship satan, & they don't know, (nor would they even care) about the so-called history. It's a FUN time for them to dress up & pretend, a fringe benefit…some candy. Lighten up.

Wendi October 11th, 2007

Seems strange that we would think kids were going to hell just because of a little dress up and candy. While yes I agree that in many ways Halloween has dark overtones I do not think that the entire event of trick or treating is included in that. A holiday is just a day like any other that someone or something… perhaps corporate America has turned into much more. Some churches are even doing trunk or treats to keep kids off the streets… so what are those pastors and churches going to hell for that?

Christov October 11th, 2007

I think this comedy bit was intended to mock those who believe and want you to believe that Halloween is a big serious bad threat to the spiritual well-being of people who enjoy dressing up in costumes and playing basically innocent games in exchange for candy.

Jeff October 12th, 2007

I always love it whenever some church people say, "we don't celebrate Halloween. Instead we have an Autumn Festival." I would always ask them to explain it to me and then I would reply, "Oh, so you don't let your kids dress up on Oct. 31 and get candy for Halloween. you do it for an Autumn Fesitval." But my all time favorite is "trunk or treak". WHAT???? Is that a give me some candy or I'll put you in a trunk? Ok, I am going back into my box now.

Christov October 12th, 2007

The folks at our congregation have traditionally held a "Reformation Day" activity where the little kids dress as Bible characters. They play games and are given candy. I thought it was pretty funny.

Vern the Voice October 18th, 2007

Let me see if I've got this straight now….we've got a some commercialized "Christian" reaction of harvest festivals and reality houses that are in reaction to a big commercial costume and candy "holiday" that playfully evolved out of an unofficial evil holiday, that came out of a Christian mostly Catholic celebration of all the saints of God.

Also somewhere in this mess there's some kind of explanation that means people who do pagan-like things such as painting eggs and having sunrise services are actually celebrating Christian resurrection, whereas people who dress up funny and collect candy are celebrating the devil.

You know what? When my computer starts doing stuff like that, I usually hit ctrl-alt-delete and just get it over with.

John Ray October 12th, 2008

I guess the House of smite was lost on me. Someone bleeding to death from a papercut receieved while looking at a swimsuit magazine is not only an unoriginal idea–its just not funny. WHo was the spoof REALLY on? Also I'm having a difficult time understanding who knows less about Halloween–the House of Smite producers, the pagans, or Christians. Doesn't really matter, I guess. It was not funny and it smacked of Holier than Thou obnoxiousness.

Karen Juzenas October 12th, 2008

John Ray said in part, "…it smacked of Holier than Thou obnoxiousness."

To paraphrase Professor Henry Higgins, "By George! I think he's got it!"

This presentation was a great way to poke a pin into puffed-up self-righteous folk. Jesus was pretty good at that, too.

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