Hurk August 7th, 2008

Mommy smoothy! Yummmm!

Is there anything these things can't do?

Instant classic.

Erik August 7th, 2008

I know. The Comedy Ninja strikes again. Brilliant!

George McFly August 7th, 2008

If having greasy hair and buying your clothes from JC Penney is cool, then I am Miles Davis.

George McFly August 7th, 2008

Hi everyone,

Would anyone like to join me in experimenting with this liquid I found in a container that said "Made in China"? It's a yellow-green color. My schedule is pretty open, so if you're interested, let me know.

Love,
Uncle Georgie

Chemical Erik August 7th, 2008

I'm currently consuming a yellow-green liquid. It was made in Corona, CA. It's call "Monster" and it lived under the bed of a little kid. I'm getting very excited.

Crispin Glover August 8th, 2008

'Sup bisque…

George McFly August 8th, 2008

Hey, it's you! Why don't you make like a tree, and get outta here?

Gotta run now. They're having a mudpie contest around the corner tonight and I am trying to reclaim my title for the 2nd year in a row.

I wish Wild Erik, Chem Erik, and Hurk were here to join me. I think I'll play old Chicago songs and drink moonshine while I wallow in my sadness. Miss you guys.

Hurk August 9th, 2008

Hey Crispin -

I really liked you in Back to the Future 2.

Oh wait…

George McFly August 9th, 2008

Who the hell names their kid "Crispin" anyway? I would never do that to my kid. That's why Lorraine and I were generous by naming our son "Marty". The chicks dig it. I'm damn proud of my boy!

I'm gonna sneak off to my bedroom and fill up a shoebox with all the lint I pulled from the dryer. I am such a stud.

Troy August 15th, 2008

hmm, i'm thinking this is alot like Lost, where absurd connections from the past appear randomly.

I'm just saying, there might be a unifying thread here, Hurk, the AP-osity, and the intellectual effects of consuming breast milk. I think I know how Hurk got so… well endowed

George McFly August 19th, 2008

I was thinking about the things that I, George McFly, do for fun when I'm bored.

Like the other day, I walked into a Dollar Store and danced in Aisle 3 to the song "What A Feeling" from the movie Flashdance. I never showed so much passion and energy while dancing to that before! I knocked over a few bottles of shampoo and cleaning supplies, but it was all good. Everyone stopped what they were doing and started applauding.

The manager was so impressed, that he gave me a free plunger.

McFly strikes again.

Wild Erik, won't you come out and play?