Jordo February 27th, 2008

Sarah, the girl I've become hopeful friends with, has officially given me permission to talk about her on the show. Content! (gay voiced interjection) Maybe, I could get her to call.

I like her, BTW, I really do.

"Smitten like a kitten in a tuna shop."

Chemical Erik February 27th, 2008

Jordo, From what I understand, the sex challenge would mean you would abstain for 30 days. Now you just need to get Sarah buttered up for day 31!
Seriously, haven't listened to the show yet, but I'm interested in how Relevant addresses this appearant oversight.

George McFly February 27th, 2008

Didn't Salt-N-Pepa already cover this topic?

I already have my hands full with Lorraine constantly fluttering her eyes at me since I started using Speed Stick deoderant. Just the juice I needed to refuel our passion.

BOOM BOOM!!!

Jordo February 27th, 2008

Ok, so I'm kinda offended, Chem. I will refrain from calling for a duel on the grounds that you are possibly buttered up yourself, right now. Seriously though, have i thrown pearls to pigs by mentioning her? :'(

George McFly February 27th, 2008

Guys, here's the jist of it all. You can offer love and recieve love. Don't expect anything other than a return check, or a high-five.

All in all, the amount of whoopie being done by married folks is astronomical. I mean, have you seen the population of China??

I might volunteer to sit in the local petting zoo for 30 days in my underwear. Still thinking about it.

George McFly February 27th, 2008

Still thinking…

George McFly February 27th, 2008

Thinking…

Chemical Erik February 27th, 2008

Jordo - Sorry I offended. I wanted to point out the oversight of why they only called for 30 day of abstainance. The fact that you made the first comment about Sarah made for an obvious example. I need to not post when I only have time to type and not time to think about what I'm posting. I seriously wish the best for you and hope everything goes well in your new relationship.

Of course, I'm still curious if Relevant thinks it's OK for single people to stop being abstainant after 30 days.

Chemical Erik February 27th, 2008

Jordo - I'd also like to say that you should feel free to poke fun at me about having sex every day for 30 days. This can include what it would be like to approach my wife on the issue. I've set myself up and deserve it.

George McFly February 27th, 2008

Try playing the theme song for St. Elmo's Fire in the bedroom. The mood drastically changes.

Christov February 27th, 2008

I'm sure, dude, you bleeped a benign euphemism. Cayat! The Germans have a saying - they wouldn't buy a cat in a sack ;)

I had a hard time hearing Jordo while on the phone.

Thanks for letting me hang out.

Christov February 27th, 2008

Bonobos

Oddly

Nosh

Kindling

Bonobos

Loudly

Ecclesiastically

Eat

Peas

Erik February 27th, 2008

I'm sure, dude, you bleeped a benign euphemism.

I hope you're not offended. It sounds so much worse with the bleep than what you actually said. But it's good for a laugh.

Christov February 27th, 2008

I'm not offended, I was having an electronic joke about it in those two posts above. It was much funnier bleeped.

I did hear somebody mock the way I said, "cat," but that was pretty funny, too.

Cheers,

C.

Charles February 27th, 2008

I'd prefer you bleeped meta-narrative.

Chemical Erik February 27th, 2008

I'm listening now, not nearly as exciting as the other show where I heard about the "challenge" made it sound. FYI, the other show (Issues Etc. on KFUO if interested) was more critical of the execution with the design of the books than the singles side. I find the way they've done the singles side funny, but nothing shocking or wrong. I can see the married side causing more problems. If you look at the actual download material from Relevant, it has alot of items regards "meeting needs" that I could see causing lots of fights:
"what do you mean I didn't meet that need"
"how do think you DID?"
"you're sleeping on the couch"
"you're not doing the sex challenge right!"
and so on…
I wish I could have called in to bring up the issue and get a direct answer instead of the speculation of a radio host and his callers. While Issues Etc. made some good ponits, it was one of the worst segments I've heard from them. I'm also fairly confident this wasn't the critical radio show discussed on the podcast as it really was fair to start, but went into negative speculation once the callers got involved (and here it was clearly speculation).

Christov February 27th, 2008

Here's some Depression Era marriage wisdom:
http://www.tcm.com/mediaroom/index.jsp?cid=193482

George McFly February 27th, 2008

And I thought Rod Stewart was a feisty man.

I am going to fulfill my 30 day challenge in 1 day. Lorraine is making googly eyes again.

George McFly February 28th, 2008

1 day later, McFly has been upgraded from "cub" to "roaring lion". That's the "Power of Love", to quote Mr. Huey Lewis from my movie.

George McFly February 28th, 2008

No animals were harmed during the production of my "30 days" adventure.

"Lorraine, come over here you sweet thang!"

George McFly February 28th, 2008

Me:
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/e/e2/George_1955.JPG

I love you all. I have a special hug waiting for each one of you.

Chemical Erik February 28th, 2008

Can I just get the regular hug?

Christov February 28th, 2008

I think marriage is ennobling.

Script approval? Don't knead know steenking script approval…

Christov February 28th, 2008

Well, at least it was ennobling for me.

Jordo February 29th, 2008

Did I mention that I really like Sarah? I totally bleeping do! I don't know, I think she might have a stable bleep! I have a stable bleep too. I write stories that are encompassed by a stable bleep not necessarily encompassing the total bleep. Stability totally bleeps the bleep up! I love all my bleeps and bleepers.

George McFly February 29th, 2008

Hi Jordo. I would like to send you a book about "How America Has Been Poisoned by The Muppets" and another great book titled "Peeing In Public: To Do or Not To Do". Would you care for them?

I also have a dozen hermit crabs that need to be taken care of. I usually let them sleep with me in bed, but lately Lorraine is getting fed up.

Jordo February 29th, 2008

Random Guy McFly (or perhaps Random Grab McCrab???), I tell you want send me the books. You keep the crabs.

LMAO, "That's what she said!!!"

Chemical Erik February 29th, 2008

I have a great recipe for crab. If no one else wants to, I'll take care of them

Christov February 29th, 2008

Curious. Mad Cow. Whiskers. That cracked me up.

Goulet reminds me too much of the washed-up night club singer, Johnny Prophet, whose newspapers I delivered when I was a kid in Palos Verdes. Creepy dude: http://i21.tinypic.com/2n7ftqt.jpg The only person who I ever saw come to the door dressed like that was a middle-aged blonde woman. Well, she was wearing more than that, fortunately.

And audio: http://www.box.net/shared/4tgl1o0843

Christov March 1st, 2008

I'm thinking you'll want to moderate-out the "Creepy dude:" Johnny Prophet link. It's just plain not safe, but the audio link is safe, if horribly so.

Jordo March 3rd, 2008

Dude, I should have read ahead. I'm so glad my boss wasn't standing over my shoulder.