An Open Letter from Mother Nature to Al Gore

Matthew July 3rd, 2007

Smashing Pumpkins. Ludacris. Fall Out Boy. Al Gore.

Come on, sing it with me now… "One of these things is not like the others, one of these things just doesn't belong."

And yet, at least for this weekend's Live Earth concerts, they do all go together in one great big worldwide, booty-shaking, fist-pumping, former vice presidential block party. Millions of marketing dollars invested, thousands of miles traveled, and countless man-hours spent, all to get out one simple … (Read More)

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Happy Arbor Day, You Hippies

Matthew May 11th, 2007

My wife recently graduated with her Masters degree and I have a suspicion that her school gave out her information to a lot of companies because she is now receiving a fusillade of new junk mail, including one very interesting piece from the Sierra Club, asking us for money.

She threw the letter out, but I intercepted it, checked inside and, sure enough, there was a pre-paid envelope.

The Sierra Club will get their envelope back, but instead of a check, they'll receive this letter…

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