The Reincarnation of Gandhi in Cow-nseling

Erik July 31st, 2007

Many would like to possess the wisdom of a great man…or bovine, but few are willing to pay the price. Often extreme profundity is born of intense pain. Such is the case with our in-house guru, The Reincarnation of Gandhi.

Some things can take a lifetime (or more) to shake. Apparently, the contentment of cows is highly overrated.

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The Reincarnation of Gandhi Emerges

Matthew May 15th, 2007

If you think Baskin Robbins has a lot of varieties, take a look at modern Christendom… thirty-one flavors and then some. The latest: the Emergent Church.

Now I am all for unity in the body, but I have to be honest; listening to Emergent-speak is like a shell game where they keep trying to hide Jesus.

Luckily, our in-house mystic, The Reincarnation of Gandhi, happens to be an expert in both religion and BS.

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