Hillary Clinton "Unelectable" to the Tune of "Unforgettable"

Erik Guzman June 4th, 2008

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She's tenacious, but the numbers just don't lie. Looks like we're coming to the end of the line for Hillary. The question is, when will she face the fact that she's…unelectable?

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Battle of the Bonds

Matthew August 14th, 2007

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From causing the loss of sexual vitality to potentially triggering murderous rampages, steroids have gotten a bad reputation in recent years.

But why doesn't anyone ever talk about the upside of steroid use? Why does no one mention that, with proper diet and exercise, steroids could potentially help you achieve astounding athletic records that will forever hang under a veil of doubt and shame?

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McCain 2008

Matthew April 17th, 2007

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Just like the lick for "˜Satisfaction' came to Keith Richards in a dream, I woke up one morning singing "˜Ma-caine…' Since then, sleeping until 11am– whether I want to or not– has become an essential part of my rigorous and highly disciplined writing process.

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