Hillary Clinton "Unelectable" to the Tune of "Unforgettable"

Erik June 4th, 2008

She's tenacious, but the numbers just don't lie. Looks like we're coming to the end of the line for Hillary. The question is, when will she face the fact that she's…unelectable?

Use one of the options below to listen to our musical plea for her to bow out.

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Battle of the Bonds

Matthew August 14th, 2007

From causing the loss of sexual vitality to potentially triggering murderous rampages, steroids have gotten a bad reputation in recent years.

But why doesn't anyone ever talk about the upside of steroid use? Why does no one mention that, with proper diet and exercise, steroids could potentially help you achieve astounding athletic records that will forever hang under a veil of doubt and shame?

Well, one man isn't afraid to brave the frontiers of sports and blackmarket science (allegedl … (Read More)

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McCain 2008

Matthew April 17th, 2007

Just like the lick for "˜Satisfaction' came to Keith Richards in a dream, I woke up one morning singing "˜Ma-caine…' Since then, sleeping until 11am– whether I want to or not– has become an essential part of my rigorous and highly disciplined writing process.

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